Unexpected Interruptions

"Ah..." The old man seemed quite startled as he pressed himself against the wall and glanced back and forth for the nearest exit. "I'm terribly... urm..." I blinked. steam was still wreathed around my lower body and my concept of self consciousness had gone on a brief holiday to somewhere sunny but I still felt keenly the injustice of an interrupted shower. Cold air was beginning to tickle my... neck. "You just jumped through my window." "ah, now, more _fell_ really, um..." "My _Bathroom_ window..." as though the location of the illegal intrusion made it even more illegal. The potential danger of an unknown intruder in my bathroom while I was so exposed had yet to sink in. I began to consider how the situation may develop and suddenly realised the potential threat. Reaching for the nearest weapon, I brandished it menacingly. The elderly gentleman blinked politely and I slowly became aware that I was brandishing a loufa. we both stared, unbelieving, at it and, as one, burst into uncontrolled laughter.