Run For The Hills!

Just to hand...an alert about a new breed of monsters reportedly terrorising our citizens.

What the??? Since the IMFA, the International Monster Freedom Act, was submitted and passed in 87% of this planet's nations, I thought nothing more would surprise me, but _this_, listeners, is rather incredible _and_ terrifying.

_18_ separate reports today, in _this country alone_, of monsters who appear just like any ordinary _unmonsterly_ citizen, only to reek havoc on the general population by...I can't believe this...pulling out a _microphone_ and launching into song in highly-populated public places, with voices the volume of a _stadium concert system!_

But that's not all! Apparently they _perfectly_ mimic the sound of the voice of whomever they are singing, with reports so far of monsters of the likes of Britney Spears, Whitney Houston, Eminem, Ozzy Osbourne, and, _Oh My God_, Tiny Tim!

There's even been an unconfirmed report of one of these monsters sounding exactly like the singing voice of George W Bush!