Looks Like We're Neighbors Now

Joe felt sort of guilty. And was very concerned about Dawn. Until the moment Julie sat down next to him. Could this really be his luck? He put his customer on hold. And watched as Julie ran her fingers through her blond hair.

"Hey," Julie said. "Looks like we're neighbors now. It's Jim, right?"

"No, Jim's on _The Office,_" Joe said, surprised at himself. "I'm Joe. Or as I say to the bloodsuckers, 'Welcome to Horizon Wireless! This is Joe. Joe to please ya.'"

"Joe pizza?" she asked.

"Joe." He carefully enunciated each word. "_To. Please. Ya._"

"Well, that sounds nice, I guess," Julie said. She plugged in her headset. "Did he _really_ just say that?"

"I'm such a dork," Joe said.

"A _cute_ dork," Julie said. She took a call. "Welcome to Horizon Wireless! This is Julie. _Julie to please ya._" She muted her headset, giggled. "They hung up. Thought it was Pizza Hut."

"I get that a lot. Why do you think I say it in the first place?"

"Well, you've got _me_ sold."

Joe was _cute._ He could work with that.