Adventures of a Department Store Associate: Take 2 More Shifts

Old sentiments are becoming true once again! The unruly Kingdom has degraded to almost evil Empire status, sad to say. Unwanted pieces of cloth are now tossed into cribs where even babies could never sleep; those garments with cheery yellow tags are used as fillers. Members of the court are cast out indefinitely for... active promiscuousness. Others have sought higher court offices in more substantial, less mind-boggling kingdoms. As a result, those of us who are alive and remain have been given both increases in duties and decreases in alloted time away from the concrete castle that rules our fate. Rules our doom.

On the whole, however, I am merely happy to inform you that the safari has made it's long overdue departure. It has been replaced by dangled butterflies.