Nonsense Will Not Be Tolerated

A painted sign on the door read *NONSENSE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.* Upon closer inspection, he could read the fine print.

_By setting foot on the premises, residents or_ _owners of the land will not be held responsible_ _for loss of life, limbs, loved ones, mental health,_ _ownership, custody battles, fruit of any kind,_ _pocket change, significant amounts of blood,_ _clothing, innocence, direction, train of thought,_ _appetite, eyebrows, words, hair, kidneys,_ _or quality of life._

_Lawyers will not be tolerated under any circumstances._

“Loss of fruit?” “They used to have just ‘strawberries,' but there was an incident with a pineapple, so they changed it,” she replied.