Dolphin

We observe them, watch them, constantly performing experiments on them, although they do not know it. They would never expect *US* to be the *REAL* ones in charge.

(_chuckles_) They think they're all that, when they can't even use echolocation. HA.

(_clears throat_) But, in all seriousness, and, by my nature of science, I must ponder as to *WHY* they seem so... _Unintelligent_. However, for reasons of security, we must remain in a safety-zone, encased by this 6 in. layer of glass.

In my day-to-day studies of these odd creatures, I have determined many patterns in their daily life-cycles, such as their form of nutrition, which comes from some variety of the K-9 species (as monstrous as it seems), as well as their method of hydration, which, for some strange reason, incorporates "_gators_", and somehow "_aid-ing_" them. What interests me most are these strange little devices they point at us, trying to coax us into doing some action in their bizarre language.

_Fascinating... Simply fascinating._