Nine Good Reasons to Break Off a Wedding

1. His tie was crooked.

2. His groomsman looked at me funny.

3. His mother isn’t Canadian.

4. He blow dries his hair for fun.

5. He has two different sized feet.

6. He prefers white flowers to pink.

7. He doesn’t know the difference between your and you’re.

8. He likes Pirates more than Ninjas.

9. I killed him.