Rock 'Em Gauntlet
I went in there that night looking for trouble. I sat alone at the bar and ordered a bowl of Skittles. Damn rainbow of goodness. The guy behind the counter…
Randomness
*The wizard Hockey Stick activated the true marshmallow. It bounced among the moons, knocking out golden palm tree masters.* With that said, the challenge is to make the most random story you can. You have until the end of February. May the flounder be with you.
Challengers
12 entriesImpossible Story
Someone actually listened to what an environmentalist had to say...
What The Fox Said
A single submarine sped through the air. Down on the ground a fox was skipping through the city. The monocle and the top hat was in place, as was the power…
Road Trip
The SUV sped down the highway, Boston blaring from the sound system. Mike, Joey, Lane, and Bruce were rocking out. Hard. It was four hundred miles to Vegas…
Leprechauns (Randomness challenge)
When the screaming panther falls from the tree from poisoned waffle inhalation, you will be ready to go on your path to eternal cheese. To that end, we have…
When User's Manuals Go Kindle (random)
“When you’re looking for your tweezers in your fricative separator, it’s best to remember to turn off the automatic shredder in your flotsam disbursement tank…
Thieves (ficly challenge)
Once upon a thyme leaf, in a pizza place 3 blocks from a house that isn’t mine, a man named Luigi made a pizza. Aliens lost control of their flux capacitor…
On Night-Time Randomonium
As the grumbling sun set with a flop and a squelch over the dreaming spires of the floating castle, one species went to sleep, and a veritable wicker-basket of…
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Humboppetyboop
Diggetyfloo wanted to squelch out Humboppetyboop, the fiendish Under-Lord of North-East Earth, for the sake of all Clankind. So he took a taxi, then a…
Tapon-Yaki Invasion
The tapon-yaki forces were invading the irish border. The border collies were patrolling the border like any good collie should. Michael Jordan was leading the…