Thin Crust, Hold the Nukes
I’m in my Crown Vic. Across the street, they’re in a greasy spoon I’d staked out for hours. He is a student from the East, arts - clean record, but the dirt…
Profile an Author
The challenge. Do a profile on 2 ficly writers in the shape of a detective story. You will be judged on how close you come to the real person by judgement of your piece in comments section by your chosen authors. 2 weeks is all you get. Fair trading guys. No friends.
Challengers
19 entriesCeleb-reality (profile an author)
“Oh my god, it’s them!” a girl screamed as she saw them approaching. Might Joe Young and Eloquent Mess worked the carpet in front of them, reaching out to the…
The final hit
I pulled up to the front. Silence. A trail of hoofprints in the dust, nothing else. No sign of a scuffle, even. “Anyone here?” Somewhere a door creaked and…
[noir 1] Missing Mister Mess
Ten ‘till closing, and here she was, wrapped in her faux-fur coat, tears rolling down her cheeks. What a dame, I thought, as I handed her a tissue. “Please…
The Intense Bride (Profile Challenge)
Yeah we were on the run, and I don’t mean the way you run away from college loans or bad credit scores. I am talking about the way starving children in sudan…
The Wizard of Odd (Profile an author Challenge)
It is a night of stygian darkness and violent storm. Our hero stands perched atop a mountain like the dragon Chernobog. His robes fly madly in the hurricane…
Ghost Frog (Profile Challenge)
“Kermit is kind of a stupid code-name don’t you think.” “No I don’t” replied the irritated hit-man. “But he is a frog.” Laughed Jester “Kermit is a national…
Radical Yellow Duck Tales (Profile Challenge)
I joined Mass-ad because I wanted to kill a man. After almost 20 years my little game of revenge was about to close. “The target is on the move, intercept at…
The Sound Of Music-Hearted (Poem)(Profile Challenge)
Her eyes steal words from the dimly lit room. She doesn’t write she just tends and watches words bloom. I stalk her I spy its the work that i do Her world is a…
Kevin and Jason visit the Octopuses garden.
The room was a sea of octopus ink. Someone had made Calamari in the last 24 hours. Kevin( the Medical Examiner, ) was doin’ his thing. Goin’ thru all the…
Close Encounters Of The Platypi (Profile Challenge)
You ever think you have it all figured out, then a monkey wrench ends up in your jello? We had been on this stake out for so long, I thought I was about to get…
Melia and Ernmander Rendezvous with Passion
It was not the sort of thing you see every day. The setting was pretty common, an airport terminal full of pedestrians toting luggage or children by the hand…
Elsha Pneumonic (Profile Challenge)
The called us the C.I.C.L.O.P.S. because we were the Cybernetic Intelligence Commando Ops Protocol Squad, but I believe it was because of the hardwired jacks…
The Davis Identity (Profile Challenge)
The scene made my blood as thick as 6 week old milk. The train had been torn open with such force that it blew bodies hundreds of feet away. The FBI said…
League of Awesome
ElshaHawk entered the gargantuan hall. The round ceiling was vastly high, obscured by shadow. At the center of the empty building, amongst the grey stone…
Tas And Blue sparrow Know There Is No place Like Home.(Prof Chal
He had to laugh to himself at the coincidence of the situation. The opaque waves triangled on top of the water like a thousand hats from Dorothy and Toto’s…
Chaka And Mask Are Natural Born Killers (profile chall)
The chilling black was type a of fear that froze even the marrow inside my bones. I was scared to move, scared to breathe, scared to even think too loudly. I…
Thx and Tbs Star in Sex, lies, And Mass Suicide (Profile Chall)
I hated workin these deep cover jobs. High profile big wigs got me out here sweatin like a german shepard in ho chi min city. I was supposed to find out which…
Brebelles's Own Private Oreo (Prof Chall)
Between being the #1 mark at the Irty Ex Viewing Mecca and my usual half a bottle of whisky down at Stinky Stovo’s Pub, I was a little bubbled. Luckily the…