Supplication Process
“So why do you want to be a god?” asked Vejovis. I sat up on the Roman-style chair, to convey confidence. “I want to help people.” Vejovis leaned forward, toga…
Now Hiring: God needed
Write about an application and interview process to be God. (minimum of 60 characters required....)
Challengers
5 entriesDeity - Entry Level
Man, these job boards are the worst. Spam. Dubious work-from-home “opportunities.” Unpaid internships that require 10 years experience. Well, I guess I’ll…
Will you come?
RE: I want to be your Catholic School Girl To Maisy: Thank you for considering me for this role. You are an amazing woman, and I would love to satisfy your…
No Experience Required
“Question one, what is the most important thing in the world?” “Um, love?” “Hmm, interesting, very interesting.” “What is?” “Oh, nothing...Question two, what…
Dear God (prospect)
(On the phone to prospective employee for the position of God.) Employer: “Dear God, I pray that you indulge me in the following request. If you are able…